Chipped red nail polish

It's chipped and it's woren.
from washing dished to chipping it off with my teeth.
Yet the color, scarlet red holds fast olny showing weakness at the seams.

With it on i'm am strong, sexy, and devilish.
With the world on my side it's time to concure the world.
But ever master mind must have a plan...
Mine is as it is outlined below
1. Look fawking sexy doing everything on this list
2. before doing the previous, go get that darned boy nights and rainy days are less fun without him.
3. compleat numbers one and two in the order of two and one.
4. Nagotiate a plan with the equaly devilish and sexy lauren macnaughton to have a girls night and take over the world.
5. Make sure mt red nails stay red (to be compleated upon being needed)
6. forget every asshole, ever dick whipe that i have stumbled across, they are useless
7. rock out with my cock (figure of speach) out
10. Just take over the world, and have fucking fun doing it, you sexy devilish girl you.
11. create new rules as i go, using my discression of course.